me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

lindsaychrist:

this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.

(Source: stoicsilence)

pizza-shit:

kaepncrunch:

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

he’s 41

pizza-shit:

kaepncrunch:

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

he’s 41

jaclcfrost:

people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

antfucker98:

the harmful trans agenda. with such ideals as ‘using the bathroom’ and ‘being respected as a human’

(Source: octopussoir-)

wonkypenis:

do u ever wish u weren’t alive just because the human race is intolerable 

(Source: finnharriess)

no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone