pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

(Source: thesacredword)

(Source: twitter.com)

notasock:

notasock:

notasock:

notasock:

Who is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero?

Green Lantern

And his least favorite?

Dead Pool

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

rebelfreakat221b:

bringingthetruthback:

buns-enburner:

I need feminism because my self worth is constantly defined by the type of clothes I wear.

stop dressing like a slut and you won’t be treated like one

And thats why we need feminism, join us next week to read about how that guy is single

quietexhibitionist:

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING

quietexhibitionist:

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: prismaticpeonies)

(Source: 90s90s90s)

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(Source: memewhore)

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: charmancler)

  

majest-e:

"Haven’t you seen me sleepwalking?"